February 2012
22 posts
On Valentine's Day
this guy that I knew was sketchy…a PIKA. Of course. Well, he pursued me REALLY hard and it didn’t seem genuine… (especially in hindsight). He would text every day and make plans with me on the weekend. Well that stopped when we kissed. JUST A LITTLE MEKING OUT. He sent me a text the next day following up. The sad thing is I was being cautious and playing hard to get because I was...
“Oh no it happened again. She’s cool, she’s hot, she’s my...”
– -Blink 182-Please Take Me Home
I am basically a teenage boy.
VALENTINE
Me: Thanks!
Guy holding door: My pleasure. Want to smoke a cigarette with me?
Me: What? Oh I don't smoke.
Guy: Oh, well happy Valentine's Day.
I WILL FIND YOU
“You know what they say about big eyes…Big pupils. You know what they say...”
– Karen…
zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
PLEASE HELP ME
I AM DRUNK
AND LONE
Yesterday
I had another successful interaction with a man.
Amanda: 1. Other people:12309481729384712.
breadbowl:
I’ll never get over the time I watched Bridesmaids with my parents and when Jon Hamm’s character showed up my mom asked if he was “the Mad Man”
I always get to the point
when I’m writing a paper where I have literally one paragraph left
and I JUST CAN’T DO IT.
have some weird infection
DYING
January 2012
43 posts
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Instead of "hard to get"
we in the basement have learned the game of “too awkward to get.”
It functions similarly but without the discipline and resolve needed for the previous one.
Texting a guy that isn't gay
don’t know what to say.
TYPICAL AMANDA PROBLEMS.
TMI?
I have to pluck my nose hairs because my nose tip points up a little bit.
I got a little carried away.
I have the feeling I have to sneeze ALL THE TIME, but never can.
It’s a real problem.
Letter from Birmingham Jail-MLK Jr. →
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When I talk to Mary
we sometimes discuss the rationalizations in life that trap us.
We have coined a new phrase.
CLASSIC AMANDA TRAP. Adaptable with the name, of course.
It refers to a lot of possible things.
For example, today I ran on the treadmill. I wanted to watch the show that was on the tv on my treadmill so instead of running for about 30 minutes, I walked for an hour. Same difference, am I right? It made...
THE OWL IS HOOTING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. JUST AS I...
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This girl I used to know
popped up on my home page on fb.
We weren’t friends (on facebook that is). I knew her pretty damn well once.
Then we just drifted apart. We’re just very different. And maybe I was a jerk for not really wanting to try to keep our friendship going. No reason, nothing happened. I still care about her.
It’s just sad how many people walk in and out of our lives. Especially when...
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I miss talking to some of my good friends
mostly the ones from high school.
I just haven’t been very good at keeping up with everyone lately.
I’ve preferred to sleep.
I have a crush on the guy in the York Peppermint...