December 2010
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“OH, we gotta go home. I’m taking your sister to that hoo-doo tonight”
– Dad
-apparently “hoo-doo” is a term for party in hillbilly speak.
That moment when
tulipsnatcher:
The only movie you know Jake Gyllenhaal has been in was Bubble Boy
And you don’t understand the craze for him until you see him for the next time in the Love and Other Drugs trailer.
OMGO OMG OMGO MGOMGOM GOMG. I would get all up in his bubble. He’s even cute in that movie in a sweet awkward way. But yeah, that was a shitty movie. There were moments-Ice Cream and Curry,...
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this is creepy. in that the first four are my top...
Possible Career Paths for the INFP:
Writers
Counselors / Social Workers
Teachers / Professors
Psychologists
Psychiatrists
Musicians
Clergy / Religious Workers
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. At the...
Guildenstern: Rosencrantz?
Rosencrantz: What?
Guildenstern: Guildenstern?
Rosencrantz: What?
Guildenstern: Don't you discriminate at ALL?
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swagonthedeep asked: yeah :[ I dunno, dude, eventually I will get to meet you and braid your hair and shit. Talk about cool things because we are cool people.
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“If you could have anything in the world, would it be grace?”
– brother.
when I tripped up the stairs and just stayed there laughing for a minute.
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Do you ever get a kind of ring in your ears?
For a minute and then it goes away.
And then you think about dogs and high frequencies and stuff.
To make you feel like it must be reasonable that some frequencies mess with humans.
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Boring post, sars. The 2 Gender and 2 Sex System
Just wrote an essay about the two gender system and two sex system which define us by our genitals and classify us into male/female typical groups. And how it alienates transsexual and intersex individuals.
Intersex individuals are more common than those born with color blindness or down syndrome combined. When they are born, they are operated on-most likely to become girls because it is simply...
"A Girl"-Ezra Pound.
The tree has entered my hands, The sap has ascended my arms, The tree has grown in my breast Downward, The branches grow out of me, like arms. Tree you are, Moss you are, You are violets with wind above them. A child - so high - you are, And all this is folly to the world.
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I would like to write my biggest regret ever.
Today, I decided to wear yoga pants because I went to go running and play tennis. Because the pants are relatively form fitting, I decided to wear underwear of a skimpy variety to evade unsightly lines. I hate the word thong. But anyways. I forgot I had a doctor’s appointment to examine my scoliosis/pelvis tilt. I rationalized that since I had taken x-rays this would just be a consultation...
“I knew my stay was useless, to make my interest in her wares seem the more real....”
– from Araby (Dubliners) by James Joyce
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The Morning Benders
“Excuses”
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“Physical attractiveness is a highly heritable trait, which disproportionately...”
– University of Helsinki
did some studies about how women that are physically attractive are more likely to have daughters than sons.
wimenz are evolving with physical attractiveness as a selection factor?
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Bikini snow angels
Do NOT attempt.
Unless you want a very accurate looking snow angel.
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John Anderson. FB chat.
John: OMG I JUST REALIZED YOU WERE IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT
Me: hahahaha. what happened?
John : There was like a carnival at William and Mary. And Conor was there.
Me: ?
John: Like your Conor.
Me: I know. That's weird. You met him only once.
John: Yeahh. and then you two started making out but we were standing with your mom. It was awk. Also, she was white.
Me: WTF
John: And I got jealous, so I made Conor make out with me.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
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“Here, use this dustpan. It’ll be fun, WHOO.”
– -my mom.
after taking my shovel in exchange for a dustpan.
FAMILY SNOW SHOVELING
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WTF KELLAN
Morelikethemoon?
Whenever I @ you, I’m just going to use Imdabessmang.
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Toesocks.
What the fuck, dad.
What the fuck.
I’m mostly kidding, I got him deodorant and a hairbrush.
I thought it would be weird to buy him Axe or something.
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My family and I just finished off two bottles of...
I explained what that meant in french.
To my parents.
I think it is time to go to bed.
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That movie "remember me" with Edward Cullen
was surprisingly a beautiful movie. I would say, my favorite movie now.
I will force all my friends to watch it with me now.
And then we watched final destination movies…
I told my parents to get this movie for me for Xmas tomorrow so I can watch it in my dorm with Elise.
maybe I’ll go lit/cult studies on the film track. Hate when I do this. I get momentary bursts of interest in...
tulipsnatcher asked: Can you slow down your tumblin' gurl? And follow my QUIDDBLOG? Also I'm kind of disturbed by Mr. Iglesias.
“Tonight I’m fucking you you you you”
– -Enrique Iglesias.
so upset. still dancing.
Bullfighter Jacket
-Miniature Tigers.
Anonymous asked: Where do you attend school?
Anonymous asked: Where do you attend school?
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We are going on vacation it seems.
The convo went something like this.
Dad: "so are we going to New York for New Years?"
Mom: " why don't we go to the bahamas?"
Dad: "don't you want to watch the ball drop?"
Mom: "no, I want to go to Key West."
Dad: "then, after the ball drops, you kiss someone"
Mom: "so?"
Dad: "well then. kids, the bahamas or key west?
Mom: "wait, maybe the grand canyon"
Not sure where, but we seem to be going somewhere.
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Calling My Black Girlfriend a Slave
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is calling my black girlfriend a slave. I was honestly just joking around but she didn’t take it well at all. She doesn’t trust me like she used to.
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