December 2011
35 posts
I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but my family...
breadbowl:
yo dad did you seriously try to criticize me for putting sriracha on this taco i sit around telling all my friends about how cool you are and how you could have been a famous offensive blogger back in the day and then you pull this fuck shit
“Santas ina bit of a pickle this year…there is no possible way im ending up...”
– This kid that used to go to my high school that I added who makes entertaining statuses frequently
Really happy i found a tumblr
called “fat-birds”
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Kim Jong Il died
Wow.
In library
leave table for 2 hours to go home and nap
come back and couple is using half of my table.
awkwardly sit down
they kiss and leave
…………..
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter....”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via thebittybankroll)
johnnandersonn:
Amanda just googled “How can you tell if someone is looking at you because they are interested in you?”
I’m Amanda…
swagonthedeep asked: OH MY GOD IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA AAAAH CONGRATS ON LIVING SO LONG ILYYYYY <3
unophishal asked: Happy Birthday! figured you needed notifications on all your social media =D
numbsex:
My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn’t exist
Exam schedule
Wednesday-Astronomy and Modern Drama exam at 7-9 pm
Thursday- Brit Lit exam
Friday-art history
Monday- LCST research paper due
Wednesday-mod drama paper due
KILL ME NOW
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Boy asks what I'm doing on blowout
“Im so sorry. 1e are at soome nice hloud e somewhere that I don’t know the address but i mean it. 206? Somethinv weird peiple are here you would like it”
For reference, blowout=last day of classes at WM+ day drinking.
Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dõt)com and these things work better than crack. i friggin lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
