February 2012
25 posts
VALENTINE
Me: Thanks!
Guy holding door: My pleasure. Want to smoke a cigarette with me?
Me: What? Oh I don't smoke.
Guy: Oh, well happy Valentine's Day.
I WILL FIND YOU
“You know what they say about big eyes…Big pupils. You know what they say...”
– Karen…
zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
PLEASE HELP ME
I AM DRUNK
AND LONE
Yesterday
I had another successful interaction with a man.
Amanda: 1. Other people:12309481729384712.
breadbowl:
I’ll never get over the time I watched Bridesmaids with my parents and when Jon Hamm’s character showed up my mom asked if he was “the Mad Man”
I always get to the point
when I’m writing a paper where I have literally one paragraph left
and I JUST CAN’T DO IT.
have some weird infection
DYING
